Bingo bango

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jeff-aka-stray's avatar
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I find it kind of bizarre that I'm making a living mostly through contests right now. Next time a chick asks me what I do, I'll be like "I fucking win, that's what I do." cut to me banging that chick. Then after she's like "Who ARE you?" with awe in her eyes. I take a drag of my cigarette and say "Here's some cab fare. You can let yourself out." Then flashback to the war, my best friend dies in my arms, and I look towards the sky and I'm like... "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Yeah.

-stray
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biotwist's avatar
dude I know how you feel. Wile I cant live with out my part time job, I make more money of contests then I do freelance work or selling my paintings.